Spare us eco rock

COLDPLAY’S Chris Martin says their 2022 concerts will run on 100 per cent renewable energy, they will plant a tree for each ticket sold, and every time someone dances they will generate carbon-free energy to power the lights.

The band and their entourage will still travel on private jets to their concerts in Germany, Paris, Costa Rica, Mexico, Los Angeles, Chicago, Brussels and three gigs in London, to name but a few.

Bless this soppy songster for naively thinking he can be a jetsetting international rock star and an ecowarrior. The one thing he can’t ‘fix’, though, is his latest album.

Our reviewer Adrian Thrills denounced it as ‘disappointingly run-ofthe-mill’ and gave it two stars.