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IT WOULD have been the late Chuck Berry’s birthday, and Roll Over Beethoven is the perfect soundtrack for today. Traditionalists think it disrespects the classical composer, but with Mercury turning direct, we can worry less about joyful enthusiasm being misconstrued. And the thrilling impact of this music also describes Jupiter’s effects, as it turns direct while harmonising with Mars. It’s time to let our hair down.
ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20
SINCE we’ve all got digital watches, we hardly hear the sound of time ticking by. So what’s the noise you’re hearing? Could it be the sound of your heart beating in anticipation of a development that looks challenging? Much of what’s concerning you is being caused by worries about what lies ahead. Instead of dreading what might be looming on the horizon, as Jupiter turns direct and harmonises with your ruler, Mars, prepare to embrace the next phase of your life. Wonderful change is coming. Your LATEST four-minute forecast explains how to take advantage of the cosmic gifts on offer this week. Call 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21
AMUSEMENT and fun are subject to health and safety regulations. Since a good belly laugh can cause you to pull a muscle, do your best to keep a straight face today. And if someone starts telling a joke, put your fingers in your ears and remove yourself from earshot. Don’t do anything to provoke laughter. And keep a tight grip on your imagination, you never know where it might lead you. As for initiative; surely you don’t want to question what someone’s telling you to do? Don’t let ‘well-meant’ advice stop you today. Tap into the cosmic magic! The Full Moon brings inspiration and hope. Your latest weekahead forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22 - June 22
WITH both your ruling planet, Mercury, and Jupiter turning direct, you’re the recipient of cosmic blessings. No matter what you have got, you already have something valuable. And if it’s not yet obvious what this is, it soon will be. An unconventional conversation today will remind you of a gift you have that you tend to dismiss as unimportant. Yet you have an immensely valuable contribution to make. Once you’ve recognised it, you’ll find a way to proceed that empowers others, as well as yourself. Let the powerful Full Moon guide you to the future you’ve been dreaming of. Call your four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5603.
CANCER June 23 - July 23
LONG before photos existed, the artist Canaletto made his name by painting detailed scenes of Venice so that rich aristocrats could take them home as a way to remember their experience, and show others what they’d seen. Now that everyone’s got a camera in their pocket, this kind of artistic impression is a thing of the past. The cosmos, today, encourages you to question the situation you’re looking at. Are you seeing a faithful, accurate view of the scenario, or has it been coloured to flatter either the teller or the listener? This Full Moon week holds the potential for positive transformation. Change your life! For good news, call 0906 751 5604.
LEO July 24 - Aug 23
THERE’S a saying: ‘with great power comes great responsibility’. Just because Spider-Man’s uncle shared this with his son doesn’t detract from the truth of its sentiment! Recently, you may have felt you hold neither power nor responsibility, but you’d be underestimating the significance of your influence on those around you. You have the power to sway their views, and to effect change. If you have an opportunity to go with the flow today, see where it leads you — good things are unfolding. Your LATEST four-minute forecast explains how to take advantage of the cosmic gifts on offer this week. Call 0906 751 5605.
VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23
HUMANS are captivated by rules. We elect leaders, then entrust them with creating the ‘dos’ and ‘don’ts’ for us to live by. We don’t stop to imagine whether there might be a different method of working out the best way to live. We seem to think we’ll be able to improve our world even though we continue in the same old ways. Are you putting up with an invented regulation that’s causing frustration? As your ruler and Jupiter move forwards, you can shake off a self-imposed rule that’s been causing stress. Tap into the cosmic magic! The Full Moon brings inspiration and hope. Your latest week ahead forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5606.
LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 ALTHOUGH you feel as if you’re facing a complicated set of options, when you cut to the chase, your choice is simple. You either make a decision to seek out something different, or stay where you are and wait for it to make its way into your life. Either way, your life’s going to improve as the result of an unimagined change. Everything will be fine as long as you stay open-minded. So, as Mercury and Jupiter change direction and start moving forwards once again, why not get cracking?Let the powerful Full Moon guide you to the future you’ve been dreaming of. Call your four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22
WHAT makes you so sure that you’re unable to do something? Is it worth considering why it feels ‘impossible’? Are your concerns based on experience? Or is it more a question of assumption and deduction, anxiety and insecurity? You’re capable of much more than you realise and, under the cosmic climate, you’re about to have reasons to realise your potential. Something that feels unfeasible will prove to be easily within your grasp. Invite good fortune in, today, and you’ll see proof of what’s possible. This Full Moon week holds the potential for positive transformation. Change your life! For good news, call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21
WITH Venus in Sagittarius, it’s awfully tempting to harp on about your magnetism and enhanced endearing qualities. Since I don’t always do this when Venus is settled into other zodiac signs, how should you read my desire to do so with you today? Is it because I think you’re in need of reassurance and a confidence boost? Do you need buoying up? With Jupiter, your ruling planet, moving forwards, you have no choice but to feel energised. And your positivity will spread. Your LATEST four-minute forecast explains how to take advantage of the cosmic gifts on offer this week. Call 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 IS
PLANET Earth an inherently good place? Should we feel blessed to be here? Or should we wonder what misdemeanours we must have committed in a previous existence in order to find ourselves on this spinning ball of rock? The truth is our perspective ebbs and flows in response to what’s happening around us. When we’re having a good day, we can always find a silver lining. When things are going wrong, a minor setback can feel insurmountable. Wherever you’re starting from today, things are on the up. Tap into the cosmic magic! The Full Moon brings inspiration and hope. Your latest week ahead forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19
ARE you getting dangerously close to having too much of a good thing? Whenever this occurs, your perspective starts to falter. You begin to think a good thing’s a bad thing. Or you imagine a bad thing’s a good thing. It’s nice to allow yourself to lose your ability to evaluate everything. It feels like a good thing until you realise that even if it’s not, you’re unable to evaluate it! Under today’s cosmic climate, as long as you don’t over-indulge, trust you’re onto a good thing! Let the powerful Full Moon guide you to the future you’ve been dreaming of. Call your four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5611.
PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20
NORMAL people pull off incredible things all the time. Now, don’t misunderstand me. I don’t mean to imply that you’re in any way average or unremarkable — in fact, quite the opposite. We all have a sprinkling of fairy dust within us and, in the right conditions, are capable of making magical things happen. Today, as Jupiter changes direction and heads forwards, it makes you positively fizz with excitement and inspiration; so you probably know exactly what I’m talking about. Jump on board and ride that wave as far as it takes you. This Full Moon week holds the potential for positive transformation. Change your life! For good news, call 0906 751 5612.