UNITED’S LUNCHES ARE TERRIBLE TOO!

IT WOULD appear that performance issues at Manchester United have spread from the pitch to the kitchen. Under new Covid restrictions, the club are providing packed lunches for players from both sides to eat after matches. Boxes are placed on a table outside the changing rooms but have largely been left untouched. Indeed, one United player told an opponent ‘Don’t eat them, they’re **** ’, before a recent match at Old Trafford.