Daily Mail - 2022-04-01

• Make us fork out to fix leaky sewers? That really stinks!
• Last-gasp reprieve for fracking wells
• Good news for slugs, pellets are outlawed from today...
• Shambles over bid to outlaw vile gay conversion therapy
• I know how Will Smith feels: Sunak hits back at criticism of his wife
• Websites crash in meter-reading rush
• Putin: I’ll turn off your gas
• WHAT IS A WOMAN?
• Return of the Covid doomsters
• Ministers ditch ‘shambolic’ plan to give private tutors to poor pupils
• Ex-private pupil ‘faked her old headmistre­ss’s will to claim £4.2m estate’
• Biden: Putin has arrested advisers
• Mariupol awaits first aid mission
• Horrors of the ‘Kyiv concentrat­ion camps’
• Clinging to life, babies born amid the evil of Putin’s war
• Britain’s £1.3billion of aid for nations that won’t condemn Putin
• Triumph heralds tailor-made drugs for every patient
• I left it too late to say thank you to the woman who shaped my happy life. So I’ll do it right here...
• Cost of contactles­s payments? CALL IT £2 BILLION FOR CASH
• Beckhams’ burglary at their £31m home
• Ephraim Hardcastle
• I don’t use social media, says new Ofcom chairman
• Pavement fall pensioner in 10-hour wait for ambulance
• Why the smart set have lost their heads... to headbands
• Snowboarde­r saved... by an SOS from his iPhone
• Thundersno­w, sleet and hail puts spring back in the freezer
• Is it wrong to long for the days when Andrew would have been left to rot in the Tower?
• ‘Jihadi Ringo beat hostage after hearing he’d gone to public school’
• BA f lies into a new storm
• The love bigotry couldn’t destroy
• ‘I told you I would kill him a year ago’
• Minister blasts NHS natural birth dogma
• April 1, 2022 ON THIS DAY
• Forget Cats. Here comes a treat for dog lovers!
• HUMMINGBIR­DS STEAL GARY’S HEART
• It’s time to take my final bow...
• The stars who’ve saved Kristin‘s movie venture
• Guitar genius made the Chilis red hot again
• Cowboys and werewolves? Now that’s weird...
• Oh Jared, you ’re a bit batty for me
• From the Ipcress File to a truck in Texas...
• Mockingbir­d soars anew
• Horrors of war shatter the peace
• Lies, damned lies and some very BIG EGOS
• HOW TO WRITE A BOOK (Tip: it’s like driving a car at night time)
• WHAT BOOK?
• I pruned my way from gloomy to bloomy!
• Tucking into a family dynamic
• LITERARY FICTION
• THRILLERS GEOFFREY WANSELL
• Ramsay’s Apprentice-style cooks certainly never eat any humble pie
• OSCAR CAINER
• Wind won’t help us weather this storm
• The ham for all seasons
• Cul-de-sacs? They’re right up my street!
• Let the sunshine in
• That’s a real driving test!
• Canadians swoop on Brewin Dolphin
• Beauty sales help Boots to bounce back
• Sorrell counts losses as doubts deepen over S4
• Vote of confidence in City
• £71m pension compensati­on planned for steelworke­rs
• Trainline stock is just the ticket thanks to sales deal
• I predict the death of Test cricket in 10 years
• United won’t change unless the Glazers go. For them it’s the world’s biggest cash machine...
• Five subs next season as big boys get their way
• Power plays by the wealthy elite are killing competitio­n
• Southgate: My first World Cup memory is painful...it was 1978 and I had to support Scotland!
• We’re not envious of Liverpool. They’d like to play the kind of football that we do
• Arsenal will finish fourth. They deserve it. United are a shambles. No, Spurs will pip them. Conte’s toys are out the pram but he is brilliant.
• New PFA dementia row as two Taylor allies exit
• GENERAL KNOWLEDGE CROSSWORD
• CRYPTIC CROSSWORD

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