Piece of cake

WIll the latest Partygate inquiry focus on the birthday cake? Was it eventually eaten and by whom or was it thrown away? The nation needs to know!

P. MORGAN, Hednesford, Staffs. IF BOrIS wants to win in the polls, all he has to do is bare his chest — even if he needs to use a wig. It appears to have worked for Macron.

B. lARKIN, Burgess Hill, W. Sussex.