Straight to the POINT

IF M&S is offering budget bras, why not budget budgie smugglers?

Name and address supplied. NO PRICE cut for men’s undies? That’s pants!

PETER SHIPP, Elloughton, E. Yorks. IF LEWIS HAMILTON becomes a part owner of Chelsea Football Club, will he insist on taking all the corners?

JOHN COLBERT, Walsall, W. Mids. WHAT would happen if Putin was criticised for attending a party in lockdown? Answers on a microdot.

BOB SPRING, Wakefield, W. Yorks. THOSE responsible for a £90,000 ‘edgy’ rebrand by reversing the last letter in the name of the town of Bromyard should be given pointy hats with a ‘D’ on them.

PAUL MORLEY, Skipton, N. Yorks. WHY do fashion experts extol cheap and vulgar leopard print?

SAMUEL TOBIN, Luton, Beds. ALTERNATIVE name for the House of Lords (Letters)? How about the House of Loafers?

GEOFF PALMER, Nottingham. MY GERMAN Shepherd Jemma loves going to the vet (Mail). Perhaps it’s something to do with the doggy treats they give her.

BARBARA THOMAS, Billingshurst, W. Sussex. PETROL at 176.99p per litre (Letters) is the cheap stuff. On the M40 between London and Stratford, I saw petrol on sale for 184.9p. And no, it didn’t come in a wine glass!

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