Straight to the POINT

CAN’T tell the difference between genders? Address Tyson Fury as ‘Madam’ and then step well back. No, further back than that.

JIM ADAMSON, Cupar, Fife. AS WELL as Russian players, can Wimbledon ban Clare Balding and John Inverdale for being annoying.

PAUL CHARLES COOK, Huddersfield, W. Yorks SHOULD a woman change her name on marriage (Mail)? When comedian Jo Brand was asked if she would, she replied: ‘No, I don’t think Dave suits me.’

CLIVE GLADSTONE, Cullercoats, Tyne & Wear. STOP slacking, get cracking, start fracking.

GEORGE ALLEN, Kinnerley, Shropshire. IS THERE anyone Zoe Ball doesn’t love?

DAVID WHEELER, Solihull, W. Mids. I’VE discovered a wonderful alternative to sleeping tablets that works instantly and has no side effects: watching snooker on TV.

JOY GREENHILL, Penzance, Cornwall. EXCUSE me, am I missing something: did Boris actually murder someone at that party?

DON BUCKLEY, Holmes Chapel, Cheshire. WHEN I bought a book for my grandson to help him deal with having a baby brother, I was relieved the title wasn’t I’m Going To Be A New Big Them or Welcome To Our New Baby Whatever They Decide To Identify As.

Mrs E. HAWORTH, Blackburn, Lancs. IF I self-identify as a man, can I join the Garrick Club?

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