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WHEN my wife told me that carrots have more calories than I’d thought, I exclaimed ‘Et tu, Carrots!’, like Julius Caesar to Brutus. My wife misheard this as me saying ‘I ate two carrots’ so refused me another helping! As Pluto turns retrograde, we might imagine betrayal where someone has our interests at heart. Luckily, Mercury in Gemini brings clarity. And this weekend’s Black Moon Eclipse points to change for the better.
ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20
IF YOUR heart could speak without your head interfering, what would it say? What would it want you to prioritise? The Black Moon Eclipse encourages you to listen to your inner voice this weekend and reflect on what’s important to you. You deserve more than superficial happiness. Although it might be easy to feel nostalgic, make sure you don’t fall into the trap of reflecting on past mistakes. Your heart is wise. And if you listen to what it’s trying to say to you, you’ll know what to do to find contentment. A new month! Venus, the planet of love, in your sign! A forecast that could transform your life! Call 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21
ALTHOUGH no one wants to look a fool, we all understand the importance of being able to allow ourselves to be silly. You’re currently very aware of your image and The Black Moon Eclipse is making you especially sensitive to other people’s opinions. It seems that certain folk have a particular view of you — and you don’t want to do anything to spoil it. But it’s an air of gravitas that they seem to value — and that’s only a small part of who you are. What will happen if you just relax and be yourself? Try! There’s so much to tell you about the astrological advantages May brings! You should hear your forecast. Call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22 - June 22
WE TALK about ‘the march of progress’ as if progress moves forwards like an unrelenting force. Yet when we look back at how life has changed, we might wonder how positive progress has been. And, often, with the benefit of hindsight, we can look at our own past decisions and see that a simple adjustment would have been more effective. As your ruler, Mercury, enters your sign, it brings the wisdom to make a small, brilliant decision that will affect your future progress. May brings a powerful Super Lunar Eclipse! For your hope-giving, worry-quashing month-ahead forecast, call 0906 751 5603.
CANCER June 23 - July 23
IN YEARS gone by, ‘forgiving and forgetting’ were what we were supposed to do when we’d been wronged. Fortunately, we’ve woken up to a more enlightened viewpoint. We understand that forgetting enables people who commit unforgivable acts to carry on perpetrating them. Yet the act of forgiveness somehow allows the person who has suffered an act of unkindness to free themselves from its clutches. It opens the door to healing. The Black Moon Eclipse enables you to take a vital step towards moving on. May is a transformative month. Take full advantage of the Super Lunar Eclipse energy. Call 0906 751 5604.
LEO July 24 - Aug 23
SOMETIMES, when writing these forecasts, I wonder if they’re becoming a bit … well … predictable. I dare say you’re aware of the way your predictions work. We agree that something in your situation is less than ideal. Then I recommend a way to change your approach to it. And you think, ‘I get it. But it would be so much easier if he just assured me that what I want is coming’. This weekend’s Black Lunar Eclipse means that’s exactly what I can say! Something fundamental is altering. You’ll see! It’s May! For news on how you can benefit from the opportunities in the extraordinary cosmic climate, call 0906 751 5605.
VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23
BELIEFS aren’t facts; and facts aren’t beliefs. That’s common sense. We ‘believe’ in things because they’re not facts. And there will always be unanswerable unknowns. The trouble is that we can’t always tell if our opinions are based on facts or assumptions, fears and hopes. With your ruler, Mercury, entering its second celestial home, if you need to reach a conclusion this weekend, make a leap of faith (rather than a dive into anxiety). The discovery that you don’t know as much as you think about something will be liberating! The Super Lunar Eclipse brings potential for positive change. Make this a month to remember. Call 0906 751 5606.
LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23
WHEN we care too much, we open ourselves to being emotionally fragile. But if we steadfastly refuse to be drawn into experiencing empathy, we risk greater psychological damage. It’s much better to be too open than too closed. If we’re open-hearted, we can protect ourselves with a veneer of armour. But if we close our hearts, they can shrivel to the point where they can’t be touched. The Dark Moon Eclipse heightens your sensitivity this weekend. Be glad. It’s an extremely positive process. How can you benefit from May’s Super Lunar Eclipse? It can change your life. For good news, call 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22
ARE kids too young when we first pack them off to school? How early do they need to learn about numbers and letters? The trouble is, their heads aren’t only filled with facts and figures, it’s the weight of expectation they have to bear. The pressure of ‘not being good enough’. The need to ‘do better next time’. Surely it would be better to maintain innocence and optimism for as long as possible? As your ruler turns retrograde and the Dark Moon Eclipse takes place, you can shake off a past criticism and be proud of who you are. May’s Super Lunar Eclipse can create positive change. For valuable insight about the month ahead, call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21
THEY say ‘It’s not what you know, it’s who you know’, but that’s only partly true. We need to add to the equation it’s ‘what you know about who you know’. And we shouldn’t forget that it’s also ‘what the person you know knows about you’! And while we’re on the subject, ‘who the person you know knows’ is highly relevant. Under the Black Moon Eclipse be on the look-out for people you don’t know well, but could get to know. They could make a big difference. Take advantage of May’s inspiring cosmic climate. Problems can be solved more easily than you think. Call 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20
A WISE person once said: ‘Choose a job you love and you’ll never have to do a day’s work.’ That might be a touch idealistic, but it’s certainly true that the humdrum banalities of daily life are easier to take if they’re in the service of something we’re passionate about. There’ll always be times when the balance shifts towards the less enjoyable end of the spectrum. But if we can find ways to distract ourselves, we can stay positive. The Black Moon Eclipse enables you to see a problematic situation in a new light. Powerful changes are possible in May. The Super Lunar Eclipse brings cosmic gifts. Make the most of them! Call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19
THEY say that ‘truth is freedom’s long-suffering relative. It always survives a lie’. Which is not a bad state of affairs. No matter how convincing the storylines and fake news might be, truth will always vanquish. Truth, if it is a relative, must be one of those patient souls who, although sociable enough to be introduced to everyone, somehow automatically commands respect. Over the course of the Black Moon Eclipse weekend, speaking your truth will enhance a key relationship. This month holds celestial inspiration; benefit from it and transform your life! For your May forecast, call 0906 751 5611.
PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20
DOES the Black Moon Eclipse mean you’re going to have a lucky weekend? Of course! But maybe we need to take a breath and consider what we mean by ‘luck’. You’re lucky to be alive, right here and now, on this spinning ball of rock! You’re extremely fortunate to have been blessed with gifts that are easy to take for granted. You have relationships that bring happiness, and interests that make you smile. What more do you need? You are in luck this weekend. If you appreciate the good things you have, you’ll encourage more. The Super Lunar Eclipse holds potential for positive change. If you want to transform your life, call 0906 751 5612.