One-line Philosophers

MY CHILDREN laugh at me because they think I’m stupid; I laugh at them because they don’t know it’s hereditary. M. Brown, Comber, Co. Down.

Joke

THE next World Cup should be fun, though I doubt England will get further than the Qatar-finals.

Vincent Hefter, Richmond, Surrey.

If YOU’RE living on a tight budget, you have to go without to stay within. Mrs Valerie Ashton, London N14.