Wordy Wise

CHAMPANZEE — not a bad boxer, once. CHIMPBANZEE — unwelcomed for playing rude monkey tricks at the zoo. CHIMPFANZEE — loves Planet Of The Apes movies. CHIMPMANZEE — humans eat bananas, too, don’t you know? CHIMPNANZEE — his dear old grandmother. CHUMPANZEE — tried to woo a gorilla’s girlfriend, and lost. CRIMPANZEE — but never got the hang of hairdressing.

Maurice Bligh, Sittingbourne, Kent.