Madonna and child

AS MADONNA, 63, dumps her 28-year-old lover, one does wonder why she’s so besotted by much younger men.

Is it some delusion that makes her feel younger? Is it that the Catholicraised girl is taking the Madonna and child imagery too literally?

Whatever, what’s the fun in dating a lad who thinks the Beatles are a species in danger of extinction which he saw on a David Attenborough documentary?