Sharon’s moving

A SoBBING Sharon osbourne says she’s temporarily standing down from her role as the presenter of her show on the new TalkTV station as her husband ozzy, living in LA, has Covid. ‘I’ll be back’ she said. Not likely as only 10,000 people tuned in. And perhaps not wise for the woman who has had more plastic surgery than the Bride of Wildenstein to launch her show debating the evils of cosmetic surgery. Watching it, I think I saw her lips move . . . once.

CURIoUS that so many women observing the Depp v Heard trial are on ‘Team Johnny’, a man accused of being a wife beater.

Yet now we’ve discovered that, despite Heard declaring she’d donate her £5.6million divorce settlement to two charities, she has so far only given £280,000 to one of them due to her ‘financial difficulties’. There may be sunken treasure to be found for the Pirates of The Caribbean star’s career, after all.

FERGIE, still risibly titled the Duchess of York despite divorcing Andrew decades ago, appears at a privatemembers-only bash in Mayfair wearing handmade blue velvet loafers with one foot inscribed with the words ‘Never Complain’ and the other ‘Never Explain’.

Perhaps she might want to explain why she took £20,000 for advising a Northern

Ireland caravan tycoon embroiled in allegations of money laundering on top of a £225,000 separate payment.

Caravans? Has she ever set foot in one?