A royal welcome back, Ma’am

NeWS to gladden a nation’s heart; the Queen is again working at Windsor Castle after spending her 96th birthday at Wood Farm cottage, Sandringham, the

MY MoGGIe Ted’s ears pricked up on hearing that a dog’s life expectancy ranges from less than five years for a French bulldog to 12 years for a Jack Russell. A cat’s life on average is 12 to 18 years THE Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby denounced the Government’s Rwanda asylum plan, while Boris mused he was ‘less vociferous in his condemnation home she and Philip adored and where she was surrounded by memories of him. A well-earned rest Ma’am, but we’re so glad to have you back. without twice-daily walks or poop collecting.

My last feline friend Jim was still purring happily at 25. Despite the smugness of dog owners, in the end it’s the cats who get the cream. of Putin than he was of the policy’. Since the scheme was announced, zero illegals have arrived in the UK, which is about as many people as now attend his churches.