Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

When our son Mark was told that his grandfather had been at school in Leicester with Sir David Attenborough,

One-line Philosophers

I cAn stay in the sauna for hours, no sweat.

Warren Brown, Falmouth, Cornwall. I uSeD to be good at catching flatfish — I was a dab hand. Clive Crossman, Whitstable, Kent.

Joke

I took my eight-year-old daughter to the office on Bring Your child to Work Day. As we walked around, she started crying. I asked her what was wrong. As my concerned colleagues gathered round, she sobbed: ‘But, Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?’

John Gilbert, Reepham, Norfolk. he asked: ‘Did he show you any frogs, Grandpa?’ Dorothy Stoneley, Syston, Leics.