Straight to the POINT

INTERESTING that Nessie should be sighted right at the start of the tourist season . . .

DICK SISMAN, Haverhill, Suffolk.

PRETTY poppet Princess Charlotte, so bonny in blue. Did she inherit that twinkle in her eye from great granny?

AMANDA YATES, Wideopen, North Tyneside.

PRINCE Harry claims 99 per cent of people are suffering from some form of loss, trauma or grief. No disrespect to anyone with mental health issues, but isn’t that just called life?

JANICE SMITH, Rotherham, S. Yorks.

WHY all the fuss about Partygate and Beergate? There’s always been one rule for them and another for us.

BRIAN SAVORY, Norwich.

WHAT with Partygate and Beergate, I’m celebrating getting a new garden gate.

T. BAILEY, Nottingham.

ARE we sure Norfolk Constabulary’s list of 37 sexual identities and genders is not a long-lost Monty Python script?

KEN MAXWELL, Newtownards, Co. Down.

JANE McDONALD could team up with Michael Ball for The Really Average Karaoke Singers TV show.

BOB DART, Harpenden, Herts.

THE real kiss of death is when Tony Blair endorses something.

HELEN PENNEY, Longborough, Gloucs.

IS IT time to throw out my old tractor mags in the loft? FRANK GuNN, Beaconsfield, Bucks.