Westminster wars

■ THOSE who voted Labour in Wandsworth can look forward to their council taxes soaring — they’re nearly double the rate in neighbouring, Labour-run Lambeth — and fortnightly bin collections instead of weekly. Welcome to my socialist world of Camden!

■ OF ALL of Keir Starmer’s fibs over Labour’s ‘Beergate’, the most risible is ‘misremembering’ his deputy Angela Rayner was at the event. Crikey, even if she isn’t adjusting her lovely legs, the ginger whinger is hardly forgettable!

■ FOR the first time I did not vote in the local elections after discovering my tory councillors had distanced themselves from the PM and stood under the banner of ‘Local Conservatives’. Boris is the most successful leader we’ve had in decades. show some respect or you’ll never get my vote again.