Straight to the POINT

■ IS KEIR Starmer going to buy Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak a curry and a pint as a means of apology?

ERIC CRAGGS, Shildon, Co. Durham.

■ THE man who just can’t answer a straight question (Mail) — doesn’t that apply to all MPs?

DAVID APPS, King’s lynn, Norfolk.

■ TONY BLAIR had the theme song Things Can Only Get Better. Keir Starmer has the theme from The Pink Panther: ‘Durham, Durham, Durham, Durham, Durham!’

DAVE HARTLEY, Weston-super-Mare, Somerset.

■ FROM Watergate to Beergate and Partygate, will politicians please shut that blooming gate!

HUW BEYNON, llandeilo, Carms.

■ THE outfits on display at the Met Gala just go to prove that all the money in the world can’t buy class.

MIKE O’HARA, Birchington, Kent.