Straight to the POINT

n I HAVE every confidence that if Keir Starmer resigns, the Labour Party will choose a leader with no chance of winning a General Election.

MERVYN CLARK, Crewkerne, Somerset. n IS KEIR Starmer attempting to curry favour with the Durham Constabulary?

PETER HOLMAN, Hereford. n ORDERING a curry may not be fine dining, but it might turn out to be fined dining.

VINCENT HEFTER, Richmond, South-West London. n A CAR has crashed into Boris’s garden — oh dear, not another gate.

CLIVE GLADSTONE, Cullercoats, North Tyneside. n TA TA, Tardis.

PETE DICKERSON, Ryde, Isle of Wight. n THE next time the Government wants to throw money around without due diligence, count me in!

JOHN EVANS, Wokingham, Berks. n HOW can Santander abolish its freephone number, claiming it costs too much, when it pays Ant and Dec a fortune for ridiculous ads?

JUNE KARTRIEBER, Cheam, Surrey. n WITH Britain facing recession, soaring inflation and a rise in the cost of living, isn’t it time MPs gave themselves a pay rise?

BEN STABLER, Bognor Regis, W. Sussex. n RATHER than mothballing it, use Putin’s seized yacht to house Ukrainian refugees.

BARBARA EPSTEIN, Leeds. n PLEASE ask Putin to wait ten days before he nukes us as I have a big golf match coming up.

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