Edna’s autograph fury

COMEDIAN Barry Humphries, aka Dame Edna Everage, who’s on a theatre tour, is not amused by autograph hunters.

‘There are always ratbags waiting at the stage door who haven’t been to the show,’ says Humphries, 88. ‘They demand my signature on pictures of Bruce the shark [from Finding Nemo] — an animation for which I provided the voice. And a few discourage one from inscribing their programme with their name as they plan to flog it on eBay.’