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RECENTLY, I talked about Mars and Saturn’s spicy relationship returning, posing a challenge that needs to be solved. Now, as Mercury makes its third alignment with Pluto, we’re facing another blast from the astrological past. But we needn’t worry. This is a chance to revisit a subject we’re finally getting a handle on. With the knowledge being uncovered, details can be sorted and a deal finally sealed. ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

SEEING you in action, a casual observer could be forgiven for assuming they’re watching a superhero. But what have you done with your cape? Are your multi-coloured Lycra and underpants still in the laundry? You’re in the process of achieving extraordinary things right now. But even you, with all that Aries energy, are not inexhaustible — or infallible. And that’s nothing to be ashamed of. Make sure you don’t push yourself beyond your capacity. It’s important to look after yourself, too. Take full advantage of the inspiring celestial alignments; solve your problems and find solutions. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

FOR some, yoga is a technique to strengthen the body. For others, it’s a gateway to a meditative state from which visions are glimpsed and a sense of peace is achieved. Nirvana is accessible to us all. But finding it takes commitment. If we don’t invest energy into attuning to a higher consciousness, how can it help us? So, in these crazy times, when it’s hard to find a moment to think (let alone meditate), do busy folk simply shrug their shoulders and accept defeat? No! You can tune into your inner wisdom today. In a week of awesome cosmic activity, take advantage of the potential for transformation. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

AS YOUR ruler, Mercury, realigns with mysterious Pluto, you’re coming to terms with a situation that’s been causing you stress. Finally, you’ve got the insight and support to take steps forward with confidence, knowing you’re able to make short work of residual issues. Even if you don’t feel that much has changed recently, it subtly has. Now, you need to change, too. If you alter your mindset, you can build on what this experience has taught you and triumph! use the inspiring cosmic energy to create positive change this week. For valuable insight and news, call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23

LIFE isn’t just a bowl of cherries. It’s a bunch of coconuts, too. Some are ripe and full of deliciousness. Others haven’t quite reached their full potential. Just as you wouldn’t throw away an entire bowl of cherries because one of them tastes sour, so it would be ridiculous to give up on cracking into a coconut just because it has a tough outer shell. If you’re searching for a taste of something satisfying, which will rejuvenate your zest for life, you’re in luck today. Life, for you, is about to become a lot more fruitful. How can you benefit from this week’s powerful cosmic climate? It can change your life. For good news, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

THE instinct to survive is primordial. It’s so powerful that some people seem to thrive only when they’re dealing with difficulties. If their needs are being met and life is plain sailing, they start to feel uneasy. Before you know it, they’ve created some drama to liven things up. We unconsciously seek out challenges and we’re drawn towards risky situations. Could there be an element of this in your life right now? You have an easy option and a difficult one. What’s wrong with the easy one?

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VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

I’M A big fan of the Dr Seuss stories. Not only are they funny but each holds a message we could all do with remembering. ‘I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam-I-Am.’ The story of the two strange characters is relevant to you today. One, Sam, does everything in his power to get his friend to taste something that sounds odd. When he finally convinces him, his friend loves it. As your ruler links with Pluto, something you don’t like the look of will turn out surprisingly well. In a week of awesome cosmic activity, take advantage of the potential for transformation. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

PEOPLE have gone to war over religion since the dawn of time. And it’s crazy that each side always believes that God is on their side. But why should one cosmic deity be any more powerful than another? You’re feeling uncertain about whether you’ve got the right to ask for celestial assistance right now. The fact that you’re uncertain is a clear signal. Of course you do! What’s more, it will be there to help you just as soon as you ask. Be bold. use the inspiring cosmic energy to create positive change this week. For valuable insight and news, call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

WITH so many different demands being made on you, it’s time to think about your commitments. When you’re busy dealing with other people’s ‘stuff’, it’s hard to think about yourself. But you’re on a spiritual ‘path of growth’ — and your journey is taking you towards a decision that can no longer be sidelined. Although it might be tempting to store your ideas in a safe space and wait for things to calm down a bit, as Mercury links with your ruler, Pluto, it’s time to act. Be strong, be honest and go for it. How can you benefit from this week’s powerful cosmic climate? It can change your life. For good news, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21

WE HAVE the Romans to thank for straight roads. Constructed so they could efficiently move their troops around, these highways still carve their way through the landscape. They were built to wipe out possible diversions. It sounds great. But what must it have been like for those Roman troops? Part of the fun of travelling involves dealing with the unpredictable. Your progress might not be as fast as you’d like. But today’s pit-stop holds an adventure. Take full advantage of the inspiring celestial alignments; solve your problems and find solutions! Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

EXPECTATIONS are complex emotions. When we’re anticipating doing something positive, they make us feel good. But when we don’t quite get what we’re hoping for, they can lead to disappointment. The focus of our expectation is often irrelevant: it’s the desiring and the competing that agitate our emotions. What do you feel ‘should’ be happening today? How are you going to feel if that expectation is (or isn’t) met? As Mercury links to Pluto, you’ll find it easier to let go and not care quite so much. In a week of awesome cosmic activity, take advantage of the potential for transformation. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

WHAT are you to do when your heart pulls you in one direction and your head in another? Will today’s Mercury/Pluto link add to your confusion? Actually, what’s unfolding in your world doesn’t involve a tussle between opposing forces. It’s a reframing of your expectations that will bring inner reconciliation. Your heart and head aren’t seeking opposites. It’s just that your head wants you to explore your options, while your heart wants you to make the next inevitable move. use the inspiring cosmic energy to create positive change this week. For valuable insight and news, call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

WE CAN’T stop ourselves from making assumptions. We assume the sun will rise tomorrow and our toothbrush will be in the same place we left it. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s when we make assumptions about people or situations that things can get sticky. Even when one of our false constructs is dismantled before our eyes, we still find it hard to let go. We carry on as usual, thinking the same thing. If you open your eyes today, you’ll see that something you thought was ‘wrong’ is in fact ‘right’. How can you benefit from this week’s powerful cosmic climate? It can change your life. For good news, call 0906 751 5612.