LUCKY I’M NO SLOW COACH

I AM a stickler for time. I set off early yesterday for the ground, only to find I’d got the dog cages in the boot. Vipers needed them, so I had to turn round and take them back. I’ll say it myself, I’ve got quite a quick car and I put my foot down. Not a lot got past me, other than the odd National Express coach and an Eddie Stobart wagon. It pays to have some oomph under the bonnet.