Straight to the POINT
■ SIR Tony Blair? It’s an utter disgrace
D. JOHNSON, Tayport, Fife.
■ IF STAFF from Aldi were put in charge of security at the airports, passengers would be through in less than two minutes.
IAN HENDEN, Fareham, Hants.
■ WHEN there is a successor to Boris, will they keep the wallpaper?
CHRIS KING, Chichester, W. Sussex.
■ ‘KEIR’S chance to go for PM’s gizzards (Mail).’ I know Boris has nine lives, but not multiple stomachs. Is he a poorly disguised ruminant?
BOB BELL, Croydon, Surrey.
■ IT’S a bit rich that Falkirk should complain about The Killers’ loud music when the Scots regale us with hideous bagpipes.
ALAN HARDMAN, Bury, Gtr Manchester.
■ MY MUM always said brains and beauty were a formidable package, so I don’t think she would have been worried about being called a bimbo (Femail). After all, my parents were the original Barbie and Ken!
YVETTE FISHER, Blackpool.
■ THE dire state of BBC continuity announcements hit a new low with: ‘I ’opeyer’ve recoovered from yer platty jubes!’
CLIVE WHICHELOW, London SW19.
■ MY FAVOURITE subtitle faux pas was when it said Kim Jong-un signed the Magna Carta.
VAL CONNELLY, Dorchester, Dorset.
■ YOU don’t want to know the subtitle for a TV reporter standing in a sty and saying: ‘Pigs nibble anything, even wellies.’
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