Straight to the POINT

■ MY HOLIDAY has been cancelled by the airline. How do I apply for the next free flight to Rwanda with hotel accommodation?

RON A. SEWELL, Harwich, Essex.

■ WHY are airlines advertising on TV at the same time they’re cancelling flights?

ALLAN HOLDEN, Clay Cross, Derbys.

■ I HAVE zero tolerance for TV adverts, politically correct or not (Mail). I record everything and fast forward through the ads.

MARTYN CURTIS, Caversham, Berks.

■ ‘THE following programme will be preceded by a trigger warning that will really irritate a lot of people.’

T. BAILEY, Nottingham.

■ IT’S a shame that the BBC Radio 2 reshuffle didn’t include the Breakfast Show.

ANDREW ROBERTS, Portishead, Somerset.

■ FISHING in the Channel, I caught one tiddler and 17 mobile phones.

PIERS MINALL, Leverington, Cambs.

■ HOW surprising that Waitrose is selling sugar snap peas all the way from China.

TIM LEMON, Tadworth, Surrey.

■ I THOUGHT the DVLA was trying to get into Guinness World Records. I waited 18 months for my driving licence until I enlisted my MP’s help and received it ten days later.

H. PEEKE, Paignton, Devon.

■ LARRY the cat for PM! He’s not put a paw wrong, is never negligent in mouse-catching duties and is always beautifully groomed.

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