Poor Elton’s a crock star

AT THE 229th show of his Farewell Yellow Brick Road tour with 103 still to come, Elton John, 75, said he had built enough career memories to tell his two sons until he’s ‘old and decrepit’ and was happy to retire. A bit late for that, Elton, given you were in a wheelchair so you could rest your hip after a show. So when will you stop singing ‘I’m Still Standing’?