Dating game

iF ScotLAnD leaves the Union, it’ll soon find out how easy it had it with the extra cash from Westminster.

it should sign up to a dating app and look for a suitable benefactor: ‘Recently divorced nation looking for a free lunch,

perhaps something more.’ no doubt some suitably rich nations may step forward.

Maybe Scotland will have a fling with Russia or a flirtation with Saudi Arabia before going all the way with china.

However, i don’t see the EU calling any time soon unless it wants to humiliate the rest of the UK because of Brexit.

Europe has looked over our shoulders at Scotland long enough to recognise that some close relationships are expensive, a lot of hard work and offer little in return.

GARRY CARR, Yelland, Devon.