Wordy Wise

HEY JUDY — attracting Ms Finnigan’s attention.

HEY JUNE — greeting the sixth month.

HEY JUDGE — unwise way to address My Lord.

HEY JUDD — calling snooker ace Mr Trump.

HEY BUDE — a call-out to this Cornish town.

HEY DUDE — address U.S. guy. HEY RUDE — objecting to comedian’s offensive material. HAY JUDE — response when Jude asks what dried grass is called.

Dave Cullen, Leeds.