I can’t picture Brooklyn’s career

APPEARING on the cover of Tatler for an interview, Brooklyn Beckham’s new wife Nicola Peltz says he’s ‘in heaven’ now, finally doing the job he loves as an online cook, not being pushed into careers he did not enjoy.

Brooklyn’s careers? I must have blinked and missed that. He says he was a photographer — but snapping your family and friends is called Facebook, Brooklyn.