++Westminster wars++

CLARENCE House is worried Prince Charles’s condemnation of the UK’s Rwanda asylum scheme as ‘appalling’ will overshadow his trip representing his mother at the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting. Maybe he should have followed the Queen’s example and just kept his mouth shut in the first place.

NO LOSS that Tory chairman Oliver Dowden quit over the by-election disaster, given that he thought it a good idea at the height of the nation’s outrage over

Partygate to donate to a local party auction a bottle of champagne, personally signed by the PM.

A MYSTERY bidder pays £120,000 for dinner with the three most recent Tory PMs, David Cameron, Theresa May and Boris Johnson. What a masochist; most folk would pay not to have dinner with them. And what about the menu? I’d suggest stuffed pig’s head with lashings of gravy train to represent Cameron, old smoked trout for May and Eton Mess for Johnson.