+Westminister wars+

HAVING been summarily sacked from the Cabinet for his ‘ treachery’ on Wednesday night, michael Gove will now have to leave the £ 25 million graceand-favour government residence that Boris was letting him use. Levelling up at last!

‘I’M not a quitter,’ insists ex Health Secretary Sajid Javid in his toe-curling Commons address. ‘I didn’t quit when I was told boys like me couldn’t do maths, or when oldschool bankers said I didn’t have the right school tie, or when I was told I couldn’t marry the love of my life.’ With sob stories like that, the Speaker should lay on sick bags.

REFLECTING on the Chris Pincher story, edwina Currie boasts that in her day, Conservatives enjoyed ‘ a better class of scandal’. She should know, having spent much of her time as a cabinet minister serving ‘under’ her married lover John major.