POLICE report a spate of farm shop robberies across the country, believed to have been committed by a balaclavaclad gang of Romanian crooks. Farm shops are seen as soft targets. In Staffordshire, they stole £16,000 in cash from an overnight safe. How long

their attention to Clarkson’s Farm? That might be a big mistake. Jezza is a keen shot and would cheerfully give ’em both barrels.

If they try robbing Clarkson, I guarantee he’d go the full Tony Martin on them and they’d be lucky to get away with Diddly Squat.