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a laDY came into the charity shop where my friend worked and said she was looking for a hat to wear to a wedding. My friend showed her what was available, then the lady said: ‘I was looking for one of those fornicators that you wear on a headband’. My friend hid her smile and said: ‘sorry, we don’t stock those.’

Mrs F. P. Currie, Stratford-upon-Avon, Warks.