Outofthe Mouths of Babes

MY FOUR-YEAR-OLD granddaughter erica was looking at my rather wrinkly arms. Then she said: ‘Nanny, your skin is too big for you. You need a smaller size.’

Helen Sibbet, Caleta de Fuste, Fuerteventura, Canary Islands.

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NYC’S Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn

Cop: ‘Try to be an innocent non-resident!’ Me: ‘OK, I’ll try.’ Tony Crafter, Sevenoaks, Kent.