Straight to the POINT

■ SO NOW the best weather of the year is a disaster and we’re all going to die.

PAUL RUANE, Cannington, Somerset.

■ THE hot weather has gone to my head. I’ve just watered a pot of artificial flowers.

JEAN COOPER, Milton Keynes, Bucks.

■ LIZ TRUSS may not be a great speaker, but she’s not a backstabber.

JANICE SMITH, Rotherham, S. Yorks.

■ AT LEAST a woman PM wouldn’t be an Old Etonian or a freemason.

R.B. FLIGHT, Northampton.

■ WHEN did Rishi Sunak morph into Tony Blair?

LESLEY MOULD, East Garston, Berks.

■ ONLY trust a politician if they are over 90 and have both parents with them.

GEORGE ATKINSON, Redditch, Worcs.

■ I WONDER what the record time is for being No 1 in the call queue?

KEN DANSON, Frensham, Surrey.

■ WHY do TV programmes have needless background music?

PETER CAMPBELL, Peterborough, Cambs.

■ TRANS people aren’t the problem. It’s the radical activists.

KEVIN COLEY, Leicester.

■ A GOOD bet for disgruntled Radio 2 listeners is Greatest Hits Radio.

WENDY DOEL, Hook, Hants.

■ THE golf isn’t the same without Peter Alliss.

LEON BURTON, Fair Oak, Hants.

■ RUDE, sarcastic Anne Robinson ruined Countdown. Welcome, Colin Murray.

Mrs R. McCABE, Newtownabbey, Co Antrim.

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