Never mess with Posh

JUST three months after the marriage of Brooklyn Beckham to Nicola Peltz, he has changed his name on social media to Peltz Beckham. Now his mum Victoria and his wife rarely ‘like’ each other on instagram.

A word of advice, Nicola: fall out with your motherinlaw at your peril, especially one so ferociously ambitious as Victoria.

Just wear her silly frocks occasionally.

Remember, Posh has 30 million instagram followers while you have 2.7 million. in a battle over who can be the most vacuous on social media, VB will win every time.

FOLK fleeing their homes before they were destroyed by ravaging fires this week had but a moment to rescue their most precious belongings. What would I grab? My jewellery box including Mum’s wedding ring, my Bible, my Godzilla

movies? No, just my moggie Ted.