NIGHTMARE NEIGHBOURS

Two Doors Down, 10pm,p, BBC2

THERE’S a new couple on Latimer Close, and they’re in for the fright of their lives when they meet their neighbours. As the regulars sit down to devour a family-sized box of doughnuts, healthconscious Ash and Iqbalqbal (Ambreen Razia and Divian Ladwa, pictured) turn up to introduce themselves. They both work for the NHS — cue a round of applause — and don’t eat takeaways, much to Alan’s disgust.