Straight to the POINT
n FIRST we had the plague, then fires. When are the locusts due?
DAVID KAYE, Haywards Heath, W. Sussex. n AT LEAST I should be able to afford my heating bill this month.
FRANK GUNN, Beaconsfield, Bucks. n IT HIT 40.3 degrees and no one fried an egg on the pavement?
BARBARA THOMAS, Billingshurst, W. Sussex. n WFH is JNW (just not working).
GARRY CARR, Yelland, Devon. n OH DEAR, I don’t match any of the ten Kibbe body types (Mail). Should I be worried?
CHRISTINE THOMPSON, Ripley, Derbys. n ORLA GUERIN and Lyse Doucet. There’s two you wouldn’t want to see on the same plane as you.
DAVID EDWARDS, Leighton Buzzard, Beds. n WHY don’t businesses ever answer emails or the phone?
TONY McBRIDE, Leamington Spa, Warks. n IF YOU have died waiting to speak to one of our agents, please press zero. Thank you. Your call is no longer important to us.
MICHAEL READE, Pinner, Middlesex. n PLEASE don’t call Tory backstabbers ‘weasels’. It’s unfair to weasels.
IAN R. DUCKWORTH, Rochdale, Gtr Manchester. ■ VICTORIA’S magnificent tribute to her late husband was the Albert Memorial (Mail). What better memorial to a Royal Navy man and the Queen’s Consort than a new Royal yacht named The Prince Philip.
TONY MOON, Bexhill-on-Sea, E. Sussex.
FOR permission to copy cuttings for internal management and information
purposes, please contact the Newspaper Licensing Agency (NLA), PO Box 101, Tunbridge Wells TN1 1WX. Tel: 01892 525273. e-mail: copy@nla.co.uk