Time to call Noah

ShOWING great foresight, the Government decided in an emergency Cobra meeting that as the hot weather has been replaced by rain, tenders have been issued for the building of an ark by the long-established firm Noah Maritime UK Ltd.

It’s an important part of the contract that, when the ark is launched, care must be taken not to impede in any way the inflatables crossing the Channel.

MALC STACEY, Youlgreave, Derbys.