Straight to the POINT

■ ACCORDING to Amanda Platell, Rishi Sunak is a snake. Who better to chair Cobra meetings?

VINCENT HEFTER, Richmond, Surrey.

■ MY ELECTRICITY is 100 per cent wind-powered, but next month my direct debit will rise from £55 a month to £225.57. Are they buying the wind from Russia?

BRENDA SMITH, Liverpool.

■ HOW many electric cars run out of charge queuing for a ferry at Dover?

JOHN JAMES, Rayleigh, Essex.

■ MANCHESTER United goalkeeper David de Gea wants to stay at the club for life. At £375,000 a week, who wouldn’t? I’d be happy to stop there for a month!

BRIAN BEST, High Wycombe, Bucks.

■ WILL the BBC issue Trigger warnings before repeats of Only Fools And Horses?

KEITH BIRD, Nazeing, Essex. ■ IT’S raining! Why wasn’t I warned by the Met Office?

DAVID SYMONS, Skelmersdale, Lancs.

■ I BET the unions demanding huge pay rises because of high inflation won’t accept a pay drop when prices fall.

Name supplied, Scunthorpe, Lincs.

■ MY LOCAL police are holding a community Nee Naw Day, after the noise police sirens once made. Talk about dumbed-down policing.

TIM MICKLEBURGH, Grimsby, Lincs.

■ IN THE future, will archaeologists consider emojis to be 21st-century hieroglyphics?

BARBARA JERROME, Romsey, Hants.

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