Your number’s up

THE naughty number plate that made me smile (Letters) was on the black Porsche that screamed away from beside me as soon as the lights changed: F123 ORF.

JANET ROWLAND-WHITE,

Winchester, Hants. SEEN years ago in Watford, just above the number plate BMP 2A had been written: ‘TA RA RA.’

PETER GIBBARD, Milton Keynes, Bucks.

IN THE 1960s and 1970s as a midwife in Bristol, I rode a scooter with the registration 221 SHY. You can imagine the shouts from lorry drivers seeing me in my uniform: ‘Are you, nurse?’

HELEN BENCE, Chelmsford, Essex. A HOUSE on Chelsea Embankment in London has two cars parked outside with the registrations 2 BEE and NOT 2B.

CHRIS STEVENS, Windsor, Berks.

THERE is a white Mercedes running around Honiton in Devon with the number plate MR5 8ENZ (Mrs Benz).

ANDY CULLEY, Weymouth, Dorset. I WAS surprised to see a sporty little number with the number plate prefix SPY.

I thought that Q would choose the registration number of a secret agent’s car with a bit more care if they are to remain undercover.

DENIS SHARP, Littlehampton, W. Sussex.