Oops Jezza, and on that bombshell . . .

JEREMY CLARKSON’S girlfriend, Lisa Hogan, demonstrated remarkable elegance as she hurled herself backwards off a yacht during their holiday in France, but it’s the motormouth star who I think dived into trouble.

Voicing his appreciation of her skills, The Grand Tour host, 62, said: ‘Just amazing. I mean, she was born in the 1960s.’ Until now, the former actress and model’s age has generally been said to be late 40s — so she’d have been born in the 1970s.

Having checked official details provided to Companies House, I can confirm Hogan was born in May 1969. So Clarkson has ungallantly told the world her real age is 53.

What a cad. Don’t push him off the boat, Lisa!