Straight to the

POINT

■ AFTER the debacle at Dover, hit the intransigent French in their pockets. We don’t need their tasteless apples, chewy cheese and vinegary wine.

Mrs WENDY COOKE,

Seaton, Devon. ■ THANKS to the train drivers’ strike, we know just how much they already get paid.

MICK BRIDGSTOCK,

Rushden, Northants. ■ HOW many pots of J-Lo’s £54 firming balm would I need to get a booty like hers?

BERNICE ISSITT, Spalding, Lincs. ■ J-LO looks as if she’s been sprayed with WD-40!

R. J. CLARK, Cheltenham, Glos.