Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

WhiLe eight-year-old matthew and i were reading together, he scrutinised a caricature of a teacher sitting cross-legged on a high stool, hair piled on top of her head, glasses on the end of her nose and with a wide belt around her narrow, waspish waste. he commented: ‘she’s got a small digestive system, hasn’t she!’

Gill Muir, Widnes, Cheshire.