Looks good, sounds dire

HER detractors gossiped that Carla Bruni was a golddigger who set her sights on Nicolas Sarkozy and the glitter of the Elysee Palace to further her flagging singing career. Yet pictures of them kissing on holiday prove theirs is an enduring love song. And unlike most older models who claim their slender form is down to good genes, it’s honest of her to admit that to keep her figure sensational at 54 requires two hours of exercise every day. The one consolation for us mere mortals is she still can’t sing.