++ Westminster wars ++

■ ENOUGH about Rishi’s £3,500 Savile Row suits. At just 5ft 6in and with the body of an underfed teenager, the Chancellor can hardly shop off the peg in John Lewis men’s department, now can he?

■ THE guest list for Boris and Carrie’s lavish postwedding party today at billionaire Tory donor Lord Bamford’s country pile is not expected to include his ex-wife Marina nor all their four grown-up children. Is that because so many believe had he remained married to the sensible, toughtalking Marina, he’d still be PM?

■ KEIR STARMER’S bid for a national day off to celebrate if the Lionesses win tomorrow has been quashed and rightly so. With his union paymasters already announcing ten days of strikes in August and more to come, they’re already getting half next month off.