Wordy Wise

LATTE DAY SAINT — Mormon pops into Caffè Nero.

A. Dean, Keighley, W. Yorks. LITTERBOX — a slot in the front door for junk mail.

Vincent Hefter, Richmond, Surrey. DIAL OM FOR MURDER — helpline for homicidal Buddhists and hindus.

Mark Wraith, Newark, Notts. CLANDESTINY — secret family who know their future.

Sylvia Dugard, Witney, Oxon. PRE-WEEDING NERVES — concerned you might pick up a nettle.

Dave Cullen, Leeds. ARTIC MONKEYS — hGV driver shortage leads to training of primates.

Russell Gamble, Woodley, Cheshire.