RhymeFor OurTime

With apologies to Escape (The Pina colada Song) I’ve grown tired of the Tories, They’ve been in power

too long.

Mired in lies and corruption, The Cabinet, a woeful throng. So, with the demise of Boris, A leadership contest

has begun.

And it will run

until September,

Until someone worthy

has won.

But, if you like being bored

to death,

Or being shocked with

the bile.

If you are not into politics, And prefer a more

care-free style.

If you like dining out

and bonhomie,

Or takeaway pizza and

a tape.

Then I’m the soulmate you

look for,

Let’s meet up and escape.

Les Stafford, Horwich, Lancs.