Spaghetti junction for Mrs Clegg

UH OH. Nick Clegg and the ghastly Mrs Clegg (‘Don’t call me Mrs Clegg’) are to return to the UK from California, where he is a highly paid Facebook executive.

Don’t think I have forgotten that on her Instagram account weeks after moving to the U.S, Mrs Clegg posted a picture of the ‘British corner’ of a supermarket. It depicted a row of Heinz spaghetti tins and she wrote sneeringly: ‘Brexiteers would be proud.’ Oooh, she makes my spaghetti curl with contempt. Welcome back, Miriam!