Straight to the POINT

■ ANYONE who wants to be seen with a Louis Vuitton handbag that looks like a paint tin (Mail) deserves to be charged £1,980. The world’s gone potty.

JAN HOPKINS, Frimley, Surrey. ■ IF YOU’D like to accessorise your paint tin handbag, I am designing a purse shaped like a bottle of turps.

IAN MAcDONALD,

Billericay, Essex. ■ WHAT’S happened to table manners (Letters) when even Hyacinth Bucket types lick the knife?

SALLY BROWN, Basingstoke, Hants. ■ I BOX clever with boxed wine (Mail). Hock, rose and Malbec are always on tap: hic! BABS NIcOL, Grimsby, Lincs.