Going green

I AM doing my best to save the planet. I’ve fitted a solar panel to my safety helmet, attached a heat pump to my bike and insulated the handlebars to keep my hands warm this winter.

I’ve given up eating Brussels sprouts and curries to reduce my C02 emissions. I will recycle my hot breath instead of putting on the central heating and I’ve painted everything green!

PIERS MINALL, Leverington, Cambs.