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AUTHOR Henry Miller wrote that ‘confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood’. As Mercury turns retrograde, while the Moon grows Full in Pisces, misconceptions abound. But this doesn’t equate to chaos or the breakdown of progress. Uranus’s influence indicates that important realisations will enable exciting breakthroughs. When we widen our perspective, we can find greater understanding.
ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 SOME courageous parents take their babies to swimming classes. Apparently, we have a natural instinct to swim and if we’re given the opportunity, we can learn this skill as easily as we learn to walk. We have many such inherent abilities. If, though, we don’t make the effort to discover them, how will we ever know what they are? The Harvest Moon brings the courage to give voice to your intuition. If you allow your sixth sense the space it requires, it will guide you towards discovering a hidden, useful talent. This Harvest Moon is powerful. You can change your life. Your latest forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 WE CAN be too quick to concede defeat. We give people the power to hurt us and to devalue our achievements, and we can sacrifice our personal happiness in the service of others. When we’re praised, we puff with pride. And when we feel passed over, we hide away and lick our wounds. Who has the power to dictate your happiness? Your self-esteem is too important to hinge on the whims of anyone. This Harvest Moon weekend, if someone underestimates you, stand tall and give them back more than they bargained for. Big changes are due between now and the next New Moon. For a spookily accurate prediction, call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22 - June 22 THE nature of life on planet Earth is that there are always wrongs to be righted. We’re surrounded by injustice: it’s a by-product of a society run by humans, who are notoriously imperfect. Some are lazy, some careless, some mean and some silly. No one, though, ever admits to this! Diligent. Industrious. Honest. Smart. That’s what we think of ourselves as being. This weekend, with your ruler turning retrograde, don’t be tempted to play the ‘blame game’. Be responsible for your own actions and all will be well. Let the Harvest Moon guide you to the future you secretly long for. Call your latest forecast: 0906 751 5603.
CANCER June 23 - July 23 SAMUEL BECKETT wrote: ‘You’re on Earth. There’s no cure for that!’ The playwright had a turn of phrase that feels appropriate for where you find yourself this weekend. There’s something delightful about his observations — so long as we remember there’s more to smile about than he tends to let on! As your ruler shines brightly, creating a Harvest Full Moon, it enables you to see that a situation which appears fraught with difficulties is much better than you thought. A renewed sense of optimism (and fun) is beginning to radiate. Don’t miss your Moonsign forecast. The energy of the Harvest Moon can positively inspire your week. Call 0906 751 5604.
LEO July 24 - Aug 23 IT’S time to get back on track, to redefine your priorities, to finish what you started and to forget about the distractions that have been absorbing your energy. Once you’ve reassessed your position, you’ll realise that a project you’d almost given up on is still full of potential. It seemed to have run out of steam, but it had just disappeared from sight for a while. The Harvest Moon brings the enthusiasm to return to familiar territory, where you can utilise recently gained experience and progress towards realising an old dream. The Harvest Moon brings transformation. Call your spookily accurate Moonsign forecast: 0906 751 5605. VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23 THE Harvest
Moon, in your opposite sign, sends an encouraging cosmic signal. The news is good. The prognosis is positive. The pressure is easing. Some of the plates you’ve been trying to keep spinning have gained enough momentum to continue to spin without your assistance. Which means you’ll have more time to focus on other projects — which hold the potential to fulfil you. It’s time to turn your attention to your own needs for a change. The weekend brings moments of inspiration that reveal a new, exciting path to take. The Harvest Moon can lift your spirits. Call your Moonsign forecast. Dial in your date of birth: 0906 751 5606.
LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 LIBRANS are the checkers and balancers of the zodiac. For you, fairness is paramount. In fact, injustice, prejudice and inequality are so abhorrent you almost feel them like a physical pain. But you also believe that opportunities must be earned and rewards deserved. One particular area of your world feels out of kilter and you don’t seem able to level the scales. But that’s changing. The Harvest Moon marks a turning point. You’re strong enough to call for the vital redress, and more than capable of making sure it happens. There’s a Harvest Moon and your future can be revealed and changed. Pick up the phone. Call 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO LOTS of Oct 24 - Nov 22 things could go pear-shaped this Harvest Moon weekend. And lots could go well. But that’s just par for the course! You’re familiar with life’s ups and downs — and more than capable of surfing the waves and enjoying the ride. Even when you’re trying to embrace caution, you know that nothing’s utterly stable or predictable. There’s always an edge of uncertainty and an element of risk. You’re more than able to deal with any surprises that might come your way ... and with that attitude, you’re likely to enjoy them. Your latest Moonsign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For inspiring advice, call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21 WHEN Tarzan swings through the rainforest, leaping from vine to vine, it looks effortless. He has no time to question himself, to doubt his ability or to wonder if he’s made a wrong choice. The second such a doubt surfaces, it would all be over — he’d overegg the swing or undercook the jump and find himself on the forest floor. The Harvest Moon brings a boost of Tarzan-like confidence this weekend. If you trust you know what you’re doing and take a leap of faith, you’ll have reasons to be joyful. The Harvest Moon has a powerful message. For your spookily accurate prediction, call 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 ALTHOUGH not everyone on planet Earth is your friend, they’re not all enemies either. Most people are ambivalent about others — and most rivals are folk who were friends, but had a fallingout over something. Friendships are precious. They need to be nourished in order to thrive. This weekend, the powerful Harvest Moon brings the clarity to differentiate between your genuine friends and less-meaningful acquaintances. Someone has something special to offer you, which you don’t want to miss. Change your future. Call now for your Harvest Moon personal forecast. It contains valuable news. Call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS I’VE got a Jan 21 - Feb 19 confession. This isn’t my dream job. I love what I do, but I secretly fancy myself as a Man vs Food presenter, travelling around the U.S. eating supersize meals. Of course, it’s not as easy as they make it look. I’m sure it would be fun but, pretty quickly, I reckon that working your way through giant-size burgers starts to feel like hard work! Some dreams are meant to stay that way. Others can be attained. Keep real this Harvest Moon weekend, and you can start to fulfil one of yours. What will the Harvest Moon reveal? For news that makes your spine tingle and your heart leap: call 0906 751 5611.
PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20 WHILE some celestial changes are subtle, others are potent and more immediate. With the Harvest Moon in your sign linking to electrifying Uranus, you can look forward to a tangibly different outlook, plus the chance to do what has recently seemed so desirable yet impossible. If you feel as if you’re sitting at the cinema, waiting for the main feature, stuck watching the trailers, be patient. Soon enough, something important will fall into position and you’ll be well on your way towards starring in a storyline you love. Let the Harvest Moon reveal your future. For four minutes of valuable insight call: 0906 751 5612.